A Smokey the Cat rant
My owners are stupid. They think they own me, when in fact I own them. Their about as smart as dead lobsters and they smell like them. A bath to a human is dumping chemicals on themselves and jumping in front of somebody and saying, "Suprise, I'm clean!" When we all know they still stink. Why else would they have so many different kinds of deodorant? I know santa claus had to pay off the mob! You want to brainwash a gullible human, rub them a couple of times a day. That's how they become whipped. Those stupid fools. Their heart must flutter when I meow. I want to let them in on the joke but their ignorant. What's the joke? That I own them and they do my bidding. Those idiots!
My owners are stupid. They think they own me, when in fact I own them. Their about as smart as dead lobsters and they smell like them. A bath to a human is dumping chemicals on themselves and jumping in front of somebody and saying, "Suprise, I'm clean!" When we all know they still stink. Why else would they have so many different kinds of deodorant? I know santa claus had to pay off the mob! You want to brainwash a gullible human, rub them a couple of times a day. That's how they become whipped. Those stupid fools. Their heart must flutter when I meow. I want to let them in on the joke but their ignorant. What's the joke? That I own them and they do my bidding. Those idiots!
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