bad teacher

this post is based on a real life incident in Iraq, i'm not posting the whole thing, enjoy.

You know, you’re a bad teacher.  When you blow up the suicide bomber class you’re teaching.  I guess oops doesn’t qualify.  I guess it is too late to say death to America.  I guess April fools came early.

The good news, he got blackjack since he killed 21 of his students – ace in the hole.  I wonder who will collect his winnings.  He should sue… the prick who told him 21 was his lucky number.  I guess he won’t be playing the lottery anymore.

I think he took the bomb demonstration a little too far.  Hell, he didn’t die in the video game version.  In fact, he got the highest score, take that bin laden.  Look at him; he had to live in a compound because he was red riding hood’s bitch.  That Arab Saruman.

online poker boy

I know what I’ll do I’ll whine to the librarian about the computers being slow and when the smart guy – wink, wink – suggests that you re-upload the site I’ll act like an idiot.  I’ll respond to him like he’s a jackass.  When she leaves for 20 or so minutes afterward I’ll press the mouse as much as possible, I’m not annoying or stupid, nope I’m just trying to exercise my smartest body part.

station burning

Hey, let's have a cumbersome, long adventure with ridiculous food prices and stops in meaningless hick towns!  Goody, goody, don't you want to take a ride on Amtrak's Pennsylvania line from Western Pennsylvania?  The freight trains have us as their bitches since their "special" and were just suckers waiting for our train to arrive.  You want to be on time, learn how to drive, sucker.  Hey, look on the bright side, in the winter we get to freeze our asses off waiting for the them to pass.  Heating, at the train station?  Really, this is a government supported monopoly.  What were you expecting, huh, some pennsylvania hicks to start a fire in the middle of the train station so we can hear their scary stories while the train station burns?  Hey, look on the bright side, if were early to harrisburg.  We get to go to allison hill on a field trip!  We can see if the gang members understand our sign language.  Woo Hoo!  That's when hicks cry for their mommy.

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this post is inspired by real life events of waiting for trains at johnstown pennsylvania's train station. so i have riden the pennsylvanian which is a train that goes from pittsburgh to new york city and nyc to pittsburgh everyday.

i wrote this a long time ago and this is a repost from leaving the dark for truth.