Cleveland Metal

 

So I was in Cleveland in 2015, I drove from Columbus Ohio to go to a baseball game because Oakland (a’s) was playing.  When the game was over I was walking toward the entrance of the covered walkways, to get to my car. The closer I got the louder the music got, it was metal.  So I went around the corner and a band was playing.  Why bother putting a sign with the band’s name on it, that’s for assholes and rookies.  I noticed the lead singer kept pumping his fist.  I thought, why sing?  When you can pantomime the lyrics.  Wow, their future is bright, Vegas is next baby.