hick shooting

 

When I asked a hick, how they say I love you.  He said, let’s go racing.  When I asked him, what they say to their future father-in-law.  He said, shoot me now.  So I shot him to put him out of his misery.  Hey, its called a mercy killing and he asked for it.  I figured, why should hicks have all the fun.  Hey, he asked for it.

Cleveland Metal

 

So I was in Cleveland in 2015, I drove from Columbus Ohio to go to a baseball game because Oakland (a’s) was playing.  When the game was over I was walking toward the entrance of the covered walkways, to get to my car. The closer I got the louder the music got, it was metal.  So I went around the corner and a band was playing.  Why bother putting a sign with the band’s name on it, that’s for assholes and rookies.  I noticed the lead singer kept pumping his fist.  I thought, why sing?  When you can pantomime the lyrics.  Wow, their future is bright, Vegas is next baby.