Humpty's demise

The FBI was called in after Humpty Dumpty had his great fall because they handle infamous crimes including children story slayings.  Their trying to find Humpty’s killer… Waldo.  He looks so innocent with his lanky body, multicolored hat, and hipster uniform.  The FBI knows the truth.  That he pushed Humpty off a cliff because Waldo likes to break an egg.  I hope Humpty gets justice because a cracked shell never looked so evil.  This isn’t tabloid fodder it’s the truth.

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year in review

yep this blog is a 1-year-old.

I could post the most popular blogs with hits, but normally the ones that don't get the most hits are my favorite posts.

favs
top 3
1. monkey's adventure
2. yogi bear's death
3. eddie the lolipop

series stories
Larry the pig: part 1,  part 2

overall a good year

bad teacher

this post is based on a real life incident in Iraq, i'm not posting the whole thing, enjoy.

You know, you’re a bad teacher.  When you blow up the suicide bomber class you’re teaching.  I guess oops doesn’t qualify.  I guess it is too late to say death to America.  I guess April fools came early.

The good news, he got blackjack since he killed 21 of his students – ace in the hole.  I wonder who will collect his winnings.  He should sue… the prick who told him 21 was his lucky number.  I guess he won’t be playing the lottery anymore.

I think he took the bomb demonstration a little too far.  Hell, he didn’t die in the video game version.  In fact, he got the highest score, take that bin laden.  Look at him; he had to live in a compound because he was red riding hood’s bitch.  That Arab Saruman.