You see I was tired of swimming. So I started to climb up the ladder. That's when my brother struck by jumping next to me in the pool. I was like a stranded rat. Then, he pushed me down as I held onto the ladder and he climbed up, it was a new version of marco polo. When I was almost dead after 15 times of this fun (give or take). I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked and jesus was in scuba gear and I heard in my head. "You need to learn to walk on water and walk in forgiveness."
The next day I threw up all over the table at cracker barrel, to the victor goes the spoils.
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