Thursday, August 19, 2021

Window Snowball

 I grew up in a row home in Lancaster City.  My room was in the attic on the third floor.  When it snowed, I jumped up and down with excitement, it wasn’t because snow white was running for president.  You see, I had a secret vice.  When it snowed, I threw snowballs out of my windows at moving cars.  I never succeed in hitting a car because your window has to be open first.  Who knew?  Boywonder!  I guess that wasn’t included in my childhood playbook.  No wonder I had so many talks with frosty the snowman.  I’m so glad it wasn’t because of my horrible timing and weak arm, it feels great to be vindicated.  What a relief.