Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Humpty's demise

The FBI was called in after Humpty Dumpty had his great fall because they handle infamous crimes including children story slayings.  Their trying to find Humpty’s killer… Waldo.  He looks so innocent with his lanky body, multicolored hat, and hipster uniform.  The FBI knows the truth.  That he pushed Humpty off a cliff because Waldo likes to break an egg.  I hope Humpty gets justice because a cracked shell never looked so evil.  This isn’t tabloid fodder it’s the truth.

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